| Meet Don Izban:
Part Three (conclusion) by Gael Stahl for the Nashville Scholars |
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![]() Gael Stahl, Editor of Plugs and Dottles and author of this interview |
GS: Do you like audiotaped
Sherlock Holmes stories?
Izban: No. I get nervous listening to
that. Right now, I just do reading, occasional reading. Though
I shouldn’t really confess to that since as you know, my motto
is: “I’ve never read the Canon.” Izban: Wellllll, that’s an interesting
story, certainly a little bit intriguing. I thought there was a
need for a convention type meeting for Sherlockians that wasn’t
so academic and heavily scholarly, where everybody sits around
and listens to the talks for two and half days and then goes home.
My idea was that you hear enough of the talks when you’re at your own
scion meetings, so I was looking for a good place where we could
have some fun, kind of get divorced from the run of the mill scion
activities. I selected Door County (a resort peninsula cum island
in Wisconsin) because it’s fairly close to Chicago and a beautiful
place. I picked the Waterbury Inn to hold it based on some recommendations
that friends gave me — and we’ve been happy ever since. GS: Did you ever meet Vincent Starrett? Izban: No, Starrett died before I got really involved. I knew people that knew him. GS: Have you gone to any of the more serious scholarly conferences? Izban: Hah! Yeah, I’ve gone. I’ve been
to the Autumn in Baker Street, which is GS: The first Sherlockian conference I ever
went to was Williamsburg in 1987 Izban: That was probably the first one. It was also hot then. Very hot. I didn’t go to that one. I knew John Bennett Shaw. Talked with him a lot, exchanged letters with him. Fantastic guy. GS: You add his spirit of humor for us and
we can still get close to you — being alive and all that. You know
what I Izban: I know what you mean. I know what you mean. GS: Did you make the Minneapolis conference
dedication of the Shaw Izban: Yes, I did. That was kind of heavy too but I was there. "I
thought Basil Rathbone was a great Sherlock Holmes."
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GS: Do you notice much difference between
the East coast and the Midwest Izban: I don’t think so. I love all the BSI guys. They’re all interesting people — and knowledgeable. Any my association with any of those people has always been very positive and, I’d say, wholesome. And in many cases, edifying when you sit down and talk to somebody, like John Bennett Shaw, for example. Or Tom Stix. He is a fountain of information and enlightenment, I would say. And Bob Thomalen. Most of them. I don’t have any problems with any of the BSI people. GS: They’re definitely a cut above the average.
What’s the link to your Izban: They try to give investitures that relate in some way to the person being invested. And Market Street, of course, is a street in Chicago, which is mentioned in The Valley of Fear. I don’t remember, not having ever read the story, as you know. GS: Yeah, like the Pinkerton agent came from
Chicago. He knew that street. — Izban: I read a lot of sports stuff. A lot of golf. Once in a while I get hold of a good (Sherlockian) book and go through it. I read some of the pastiches. I like Derleth’s Solar Pons. That’s good stuff. I used to have the whole collection. I have one autographed by Derleth, the first one, I think. That’s kind of nice. GS: What kind of movies do you normally like? Izban: I go to the movies a lot. I keep my own little record. I give movies grades: A, B, C, D, F as opposed to two stars, three stars, four stars. I’ve given Fs to some of the movies considered by many to be great, like “Out of Africa.” I thought it was a terrible movie. One of the classics of all times, “Citizen Kane,” I didn’t even understand. I gave an A to “Strangers on a Train (with Robert Walker and Farley Granger), “Singing in the Rain,” and “Gone with the Wind.” My #1 favorite movie of all time is “Casablanca.” “The Maltese Falcon” puts me to sleep. I go on the average of three times every four weeks. I see around 30 movies a year. My wife goes maybe once or twice a year with me. At my age I can get in at the citizen senior rate so it’s not so bad. You know, save a couple bucks here and there. I AM unemployed, you understand. GS: I’m not sure we got to the mechanics of how and why you started some groups. Izban: Well, I started the Torists because
I thought there was a need for a kind of blending of some of the
good point of all the other groups. The Torists meet only four
times a year for the “Games Own Sake,” and we tie in games now
and then within the framework of our meetings. For example, we’ll
meet at a billiard hall and play some billiards before we go out to
dinner. We might have a guest speaker, like the time we had a rugby
player to speak. That sort of thing. GS: How old are these groups? Izban: The CCC will be 10 in 1998. I had the STUD for about five years and Dennis for 1997 and 1998. The Torists are about 10 years old. They meet on the 27th of the month of the 3rd, 6th, 9th, and 12th months of the year. No particular reason for that. It just happens to be the way we started it. The Gun Club meets only on leap years. Feb. 29, 1996, was our first meeting; so we won’t meet again until the year 2000. Everybody wants me to have more meetings but, I say, No. We meet every four years and on Feb. 29 people are expected to take off from work or whatever they are doing, and show up for the mongoose hunt. GS: That means the group that meets four times a year, the one that meets every four years, another that meets yearly, and another that meets monthly could overlap, all meet the same week — or day! Izban: Yes, it happens that more than
one group has something on the same day. But, we seem to survive.
It’s not the best arrangement. Some people accuse GS: How do you feel about women joining the BSI? Izban: Oh, that doesn’t bother me. As far as I’m concerned, the BSI and all the scion societies should be concerned with Sherlock Holmes and not with social morality or sociology. Whether the women are in or out is immaterial to me. I guess on balance I’d say we’re better off that they’re in. There are some good Sherlockians who are women. Why shouldn’t they be able to be members of the Baker Street Irregulars? GS: Despite the seeming oxymoron, are women STUDS? Izban: Ah, yes. STUD is Christ’s abbreviation and has nothing to do with some male guys jaunting around taking advantage of women. At one time, actually, STUD had more women members than men members. STUD is the largest Sherlockian society in Chicago right now, with more than 110 members, of whom maybe 65 are men, 55 women. It meets once a year in March to coincide with the Study in Scarlet story. GS: Are you a Hound of the Baskervilles, and are there women Hounds? Izban: They meet once a year, usually during the Michaelmas season between the end of September to mid October. No, there are no women because most of the Hounds have to be Hugo’s Companions first — and all Companions are males. The Companions meet about seven times a year. The Criterion Bar meets about seven times a year, irregularly. The Torists four times, the South Downers meet every month, the Scotland Yarders about seven times a year. GS: You didn’t start those last two, right? Izban: No. But I’m a member of them all. |
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GS: Now, that you’re a Scholar/Problem, we hope you’ll get down to Nashville. Izban: I want to get there for your big celebration in 2000. Count on me. I’ll be there and I’ll even do some hypnosis and mind reading for you folks, if you like. GS: Will you do magic for us? Izban: Oh, I don’t do magic. I do experiments in parapsychology. Would you like one of my calling cards. More than one? Elliott is a wonderful magician. I am not a magician. The reason I call myself an experimental parapsychologist is if I screw up the magic trick, well I just say, “The experiment didn’t work.” (Handing over his two embossed card) These are my “Canonical Parapsychologist” cards. If you want me to do something for you, whatever it is, in 2000, I will do it, assuming I’m still alive and still doing this kind of thing. GS: How many things do you have in your Sherlockian collection? Izban: I used to have hundreds, maybe thousands, but when I retired, I gave them all to the Sherlock Holmes Center at the Chicago Public Library. I have maybe a shelf and a half of Sherlock Holmes. Not too much. A couple of good things though. Maybe 20 books in all. GS: You mean the library actually put aside space for a Sherlockian collection? Izban: Oh, yes. The main library on State Street contains a lot of Doyle stuff and a lot of Holmes stuff. Unfortunately, it’s not publicized too much. Even a lot of people that work at the library don’t know what’s there. GS: We’re dying to do that in Nashville. But they lack room until they build a new one. Izban: It’s tough. And you’ve always
got to remember that when you’re getting GS: How did you pull it off? Izban: Well, we’re in the process. The
people in Hugo’s Companions were trying to get this thing established
somewhere, and I hear about it. We’re trying to do this somewhere,
sometime, by somebody, and I remember saying one time, For Christ’s
sake, when are we going to do something about this instead of talking
about it? Somebody overheard that and said, Well, if you’re so smart,
why don’t you do something about it? — So I said, Well, all right,
I will. GS: Thank you for taking time for this on
such a busy day. Be seeing you after
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